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MC5 was an American rock band formed in Lincoln Park, Michigan, in 1963. The classic lineup consisted of vocalist Rob Tyner, guitarists Wayne Kramer and Fred \"Sonic\" Smith, bassist Michael Davis, and drummer Dennis Thompson. MC5 were listed by Parade as one of the best rock bands of all time and by VH1 as one of the greatest hard rock artists of all time.\nThe band's first three albums are regarded by many as staples of rock music, and their 1969 song \"Kick Out the Jams\" is widely covered.
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John Carson (November 12, 1752 – October 26, 1794, was an early American physician and one the first trustees for the rechartered University of Pennsylvania. He later was appointed chair of the university's Chemistry Department.
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